Why Won't Adam Sandler Let Us Do His Song? Testo

Been to all his movies
Got all his CD's
I don't own a player but own all his DVD's
So now I'm left to wonder where it was that I went wrong
Cos that mamzer Adam Sandler won't let us do his song
Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song?
We tried to shmooze his lawyers
We tried to shmooze his friends
But all we got were legal letters hang ups and dead ends
It's not that I am bitter
I just thought that he'd be stoked
But now me thinks that Adam cannot take a stupid joke
Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song?
Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song?
We'll give you all our money
Even lie and say little Nicky was funny
Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song?
Why won't Adam Sandler let us do his song?
Thanks to you my Channukah
Was not much Funnukah