Loser At Life/loser At Death Testo

frustrated kid, he hated life tried to end it with a butter knife didn't work, blade too dull so he hammered nails into his skull loser at life, fumbled suicide attempts loser at death, what kind of death will he cheat next? loser at life, easy come, no easy go loser at death still no luck, head too thick so he swallowed draino, but he just got sick stepped into a speeding car several bruises and a broken arm so he lit himself into flames what d'ya know? it went and rained threw himself off of the bridge but it was the road he missed so he pointed a gun to his head big surprise, still not dead died one night in irony when his cat crawled on his face and fell asleep