The Old Prince Still Lives At Home Testo

Yeah,(one two three four)
Yo, I live at home still
Not paying phone bills,
hydro or rent
And my mom makes most meals
So it❝s so ill, I don❝t need no skrill only cash for gas when I borrow my folks❝ wheels
--But you can❝t drive
Whatever our van died,
--get a good bike
What do I look like, that Lance guy?
I ain❝t pushin❝ no fantasy
Looking like some eight year old kid on your grandma❝s street
You can go ahead and call me lazy
--lazy
I just retired real young y❝all
Call me jay-z
Or maybe I just hate these crappy jobs
Call me crazy
But I refuse to work, man it❝s miserable
Can❝t do it ❝less it❝s due to circumstance
And I need the cash to feed my astronomical appetite
But for the time being y❝all I sacrifice
and have a life modest, a coupla luxuries it❝s cutting my budget schemes
and getting some stuff for free
Like why❝s a brother need a dentist?
It❝s expensive!
And my gums are bleeding due to every time he scrubs ❝em clean
And every year they try to bump the fee
Plus he❝ll prob❝ly recommend braces,
--there you go man,
That❝s another G
Well thanks a lot doc, but I can brush my teeth all on my own
So you ain❝t gonn❝ hustle me.
So that takes care of the dental plan,
Now here❝s a potential scam:
Gettin❝ my toes crushed by your rental van
--aahh!
Then advise who the driver and the rental guys
Enterprise or whatever I bet they would settle nice
Court adjourned, now I just gotta pay for the law forms
--that❝s easy
Spend two weeks eating popcorn
Like students do except I❝m grown and it❝s not dorms
So it❝s a bit more pathetic, okay, a lot more.
But what y❝all gotta mock for? What❝s wrong with my mach 3?
I gotta be macho and mach more?
Well not me, and I do not need to change blades some❦where I shave chin back face legs
And the rashes rarely last more than eight days, usually
So that❝s cool with me ❝ I can save great
--But hygiene?
But that❝s no reason to buy things
Like soap or visenes or getting clothes dry-cleaned
I don❝t throw away dough on no facials
Yeah I make rolls of my pennies
I even pay folks in clubs of these case full of Pesos I got
--Bro get ❝em exchanged!
No I❝m waitin❝ til the rates lower
Don❝t hate yo just cause y❝all are wasteful
Y❝all wanna make your brother a scapegoat
It❝s fucked
It❝s all nuance, use your head
Why get a bed and a couch when you can slouch on a futon instead?
If you got a little bread like croutons
Download them new songs
and spread them coupons
{music stops}
{Spoken}
--Shad what happened?
Oh yeah, um, I couldn❝t afford the whole beat❦ so, uh, I know❦
--Couldn❝t afford❦
Yeah, no the guy was just charging so much, it was, it❝s totally not worth it
So I was just like, let❝s just like um, kinda just vibe with it
--What?
Like I❝ll just like spit the verse and you just start clapping the last verse
--Clap my hands?
Yeah just clap your hands from there, or whatever. I❝ll just, I❝ll start it, I❝ll start it
It❝s like:
{claps instead of music}
If you❝re happy when you save two dollars a week
Steal your neighbours❝ empty bottles and keep all your receipts
And only treat your girl yearly to McDonald❝s to eat
Don❝t be ashamed; pop your collars man, holla at me
--Holla!
If y❝all is cheap, cause this is for acknowledging peeps
who❝s gotta track every dime using columns and sheets
If you strip-search the mall for a bargain to beat
Like every day you❝re just a penny safe from starvin❝ on th❝ streets
Keep carvin a niche
I❝ve started on a job for the week
Little shaddies still to come for their college degree
Yo I figure starting early on the market is key
Cause I plan on having smart daughters all Harvard MD
And regardless we gonn❝ never put a car on the streets
❝Less them gas prices lower and the parkin❝ is free
And no parka for me, not even gloves, scarves out of fleece
I may freeze but I❝ll keep saving marvelously
Holla!
{Spoken}
I told you, we just gotta vibe with it, man. It❝s good, I❝m stoked. Yeah no it❝s a good track. Cut it.