Hi, My Name's Cindy Testo

you can't get out
well maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
you got to keep an open mind

hi, my name is cindy and i'm a transistorosexual

now it's all run amuck
for the next five hours you're fucked

fallen in a well and you can't get out
thought you couldn't fall any deeper
you learned about love and the opposite sex
that there's fucked up people
you try again
maybe she's pretty and maybe she's rich
you got to keep an open mind

hi, um, my name is cindy
i'm your blind date and i'm really blind

now it's all run amuck
for the rest of your life you're fucked
* repeat *