It's late at night, and I turn on the TV,
I'm in the mood for some good comedy.
I figure I'll flip it onto NBC,
And there's Jay Leno thinking he's funny.
As I stare blankly at the screen,
I wonder why they still pay this queen.
I'm not trying to be mean,
But we need some kind of unfunny vaccine.
Oh, why is Leno still on TV?
Take him off the air, I plead.
I can't watch him unless I'm on the couch.
Oh why, why, why, why, why is Leno still on TV?
The anti-Leno revolt I shall begin,
I'll file down that enormous chin.
I wanna wipe off that stupid grin.
Leno telling a joke should be the eighth deadly Sin.
I'm gonna give the NBC execs a call,
I'll tell them a that funny Leno moment can't be recalled.
I'd rather see Arsenio Hall,
Get down on his knees and lick Clay Aiken's FEET.
Oh, why is Leno still on TV?
With that black streak in his hair.
Let us all say a prayer,
That he will disappear.
Oh why, why, why, why, why is Leno still on the air?
And now, the time has come,
Leno is just about done.
But it's almost time for fun,
So someone call Conan.
Oh, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why, why is Leno still here?
Let us all hope,
That they get rid of that queer.
Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.
