Testo P.T.A. (Parent Teacher Association) Pulp
I'll give you your own room
it's next door to my room
and some time in the night
well, maybe I just might
Oh take your clothes off won't you please?
You don't have to talk to me
just leave the light on so I can see
You've got everything I need
Oh yeah
You know I can't forget
that special night we met
at the local P.T.A.
when your mother came to say
that you'd been taking days off school
I turned and looked at you, I said
"Yes, I understand
I'm gonna take this girl in hand."
Oh take your clothes off, one two three
No you don't have to talk to me
just leave the light on so I can see
You've got everything you need
Oh yeah
Cos I never had a woman before
I was too scared to touch the girls in the Poly
And I don't know what it's like to be young
Cos all my life I've been knocking on forty
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
- "So if I, put my hand, on your bosom..."
- "Yeah?"
- "...would that....give you an orgasm? No that's not right
But, but if we, if we kissed with tongues..."
- haha
- "...won't that, wouldn't that make, wouldn't that make you come?"
Oh take your clothes off won't you please?
No you don't have to talk to me
just leave the light on so I can see
You've got everything I need
Oh oh oh
Just one touch was all it took
No you can't learn it from a book
Let's go upstairs and have a
look
Oh you've got everything I need
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Oh yeah