Happyduds Testo

Trying to kick the habit down in the laundromat
Along comes this cat . . .

I'm not so gallant when my washload's unbalanced

Hey hey so nice
Can you touch my sock, sir
Hey hey so nice
Care for take a walk, sir
Hey hey so nice
Do you wash here often
Hey hey so nice
Can I feel up your cotton

All night long down there it's me, my clothes and thee
Tryin' to rig the slots so we get the wash for free
We share a wash to split the cost to spend on drinks
I should have guessed the way you dressed you'd bleed me pink
You made your move right then and said I'm looking sturdy
I feel so dirty . . .