Testo The Musikfest Song Justin Solonynka
Something seems wrong âcause it sure ainât right
When I tried to park my car last night
From street to street there was no place
Tourists took all the parking space
I honked my horn and cried in vain
And wondered why all these people came
To Bethlehem â it made no sense
They displaced all the residents
And then it finally came to me, I knew the reason why
The yearly fair that makes the locals cry
Because itâs
Musikfest, yeah, itâs Musikfest
Thereâs funnel cake and sausage with cholesterol to make your heart clot
Musikfest, yeah, itâs Musikfest
Someoneâs making money but I still donât have a parking spot
The bratwurst has a funny smell
The vendors would rather be anywhere else
They groan and grumble and just look bored
And charge enough to make you poor
The Festers are their own freak show
Thereâs mullets everywhere you go
And I guess the crowds must think theyâre grand
But Iâm sick of these goddamn Peruvian bands
The big acts have a place, but the local talentâs rare
As long as they make money they donât careâ¦
Because itâs
Musikfest, yeah, itâs Musikfest
Thereâs polka and more polka and annoying little tykes and tots
Musikfest, yeah, itâs Musikfest
Who are all these people who have turned my town to Stupidplatz
Mofo Dragons line Main Street
Raging hormones head to feet
Tourists drinking too much beer
Think that Jesus was born here
Is there a reason weâre not clued in?
If itâs tourist season, why canât we shoot them?
Ach so, itâs
Musikfest, yeah, itâs Musikfest
With Kinderplatz and Liederplatz Iâm turning Pennsylvania Dutch
Musikfest, yeah, itâs Musikfest
Maybe if I drink enough Iâll find a police horse to punch