[Judge Dread is talking to a female. The female's side of the conversation isunderstood]
(Judge Dread)
'Hello baby, pull up a chair, make yourself comfortable. You've put on some
weight ain't you. Tell me something. How long have we known each other? Hmm,
about 9 months?, oh ya? Say, what's that you've got on your finger? An
engagement ring! You say that you and Johnny are engaged! Hph. He must be a
right wally! Listen, I've got something to say. This finger bigger than the both
of us, and I'm not joking!'
'Let me take you back to my childhood days for a while. We were poor. Me Mum and
18 kids. But the childhouse kept us. Apart from that, Dad's job as a collation
program seller really helped out.'
(chorus)
Guilty, guilty of loving you
(Judge Dread)
'I didn't commit any crimes. I'm too mannered to commit this one. . . That's if
it's mine. . . I'm, well, you know, if I did. . . well, not me, ha, no way!'
(repeat chorus)
(Judge Dread)
'They say this love business is like the mortgage: a small deposit, and you're
paid for the rest of your life.'
(repeat chorus)
(Judge Dread)
'Well darling, I must be off. And I wish you and Johnny all the best for the
future, really I mean that. What's that you say love? You'll see me in court?
Here, look here. I'm not guilty. I beg your pardon?'
(repeat chorus)
