Bedtime Stories Testo

I was kneeling by the bed and prayingShe said 'come love and get undressed'
I sad I was praying for guidance
She said 'Pray for stripping, I'll do the rest'
So I told her a bedtime story
About the first time I got laid:
As I ran down the stairs, she cried after me:
'You bleeder, you ain't paid!'
As a young man I couldn't get many girls
Because of the size of my wood
I had to keep my shirt on
And give them as much as I could!
So I told her a bedtime story
Of my non-religious rod
And how I was an unbeliever
She said 'you don't believe in . . . ohh god!
So I'll tell you a bedtime story
One night I was asleep
And the girl said 'get up quickly,
I can hear the stairs creek'
She said 'get out, it's my husband
And I was half way out the door
When I realized it couldn't be
I was married, to her, before