Testo Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers, & The Little Fridge Jimmy Fallon
(Crowd laughs)
That never works out. They donât want it to work out⦠they⦠they want it so
itâs like a Real World episode in your dorm room. (Crowd Laughs) Like I donât
understand⦠like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at the
beginning of the year⦠thatâs such a joke that test you fill out of the
beginning of the year⦠itâs like
(in character voice ::student::) Umm I like rock and roll⦠I like staying out
late⦠and I love the ladies oh yea OOOO!
(Crowd Laughs)
(As adult) Okay weâve got a perfect roommate for you heâs an opera major, heâs
a narcoleptic and heâs gay so go fight each other⦠weâve got four camera angles
⦠thatâll be perfect welcome to college⦠go screw your self
(as student) HUH yeah thatâs what we say here go ahead.
(Jimmy Normally) Then you think you say okay I got Pete my buddy from high
school is coming up heâs gonna be my room mate itâs gonna be awesomeâ¦No that is
never awesome it doesnât work out⦠No it doesnât (Laughter) hate to tell youâ¦
you will fight each other⦠you will just get⦠you just get ⦠I tell you why one
is they have too much dirt on you⦠your friend from home has too much dirt
theyâll kill you theyâll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just
say
âHey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man theyâre your dishes
are you going to clean them or what?â
(Roommates voice) âYea⦠you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade
(Crowd Laughs) LONG PAUSE
âNot fair to bring up my crabs.â