Heâs got his little jacket and heâs got his little shirt
Heâs got his little notif on his tie
Heâs got his little raincoat and heâs got his little hat
And he wants a bit of Wenbley up his âI yi yiâ
Donât call Harry a human potato, donât call Harry a spud
Donât call Harry a walking King Edward, Harryâs made of flesh and blood
Heâs got his little office and heâs got his little chair
Heâs got his little cactus in itâs pot
Heâs got his little memos and heâs got his little job
And he wants a bit of Wembley up his âyou-know-whatâ
Heâs got his little pension and heâs got his little plan
Heâs got his little policy in hand
Heâs got his little lap-top and heâs got his little pen
And wants a bit of Wembley up his Rio Grande
Donât call Harry a human potato, donât fry Harry Tonight
Donât give Harry a chip on his shoulder, Harryâs doing alright
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Heâs got his little morgage and heâs got his little lounge
Heâs got his little bit of England to defend
Heâs got his little telly and heâs got his little phone
And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Ponderâs End
Heâs got his little garden and heâs got his little shed
Heâs got his little mower on the grass
Heâs got his little garage and heâs got his little car
And he wants a bit of Wembley up his Khyber Pass
Donât call Harry a human Potato, donât roast him on a spike
I think Harryâs a real Golden Wonder, let Harry be the spud you like
Donât call Harry a human potato, donât call Harry a spud
Donât call Harry a walking King Edward, Harryâs made of flesh and blood
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Mash it up, mash it up, mash it up Harry
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way
Weâre on our way to Wembley, weâre on the Wembley Way....