Testo Clever Trevor Ian Dury And The Blockheads
and it ainât not having oen thing nor another
niether, either is it anything, whatever
and itâs not not knowing that thier ainât nothign showing
and I answer to the name of Trever, however
Just cos I ainât never said, no, nothing worth saying
never ever, never ever, never ever
things âave got read into what I never sad, âtill me mouth becomes me âead
which ainât not all that clever
and itâs not not saying one thing nor another
neither, either is ist anything I havenât said, whatever
and it ainât not proving that me mind ainât moving
and I answer to the naem of Trever, however
knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevorâs clever
either have they got
nor neither havenât not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor
why should I feel bad about something I ainât âad
such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
and I ainât half not half co thereâs nowhere to put it
even if I âad iâm a bit of a Jack the Lad
knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevorâs clever
either have they got
nor neither havenât not
got no right to make a clot
our of Trevor
also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way