Dumb Ass Testo

FOR SOMEONE NEW

SHE WAS A SWEET LITTLE THING
WITH BIG SAD EYES
WAGGIN❝ HER TAIL
LIKE SHE❝S A FRIEND OF MINE

SHE LOOKED KINDA HUNGRY
SO I THREW HER A BONE
AND NOW
THAT BITCH WON❝T LEAVE ME ALONE

WELL, WHEN GRANDPA DIED
HE LEFT ME THE FARM
I CAN❝T BLAME HIM
HE DIDN❝T MEAN NO HARM

BUT, I CAME ACROSS SOMETHING
I DIDN❝T EXPECT
HE WAS A STUBBORN OLE MULE
STUBBORN AS THEY GET

HE WAS BUILT LIKE AN OX
THE IQ OF A STONE
AND NOW
THE DUMB ASS WON❝T LEAVE ME ALONE

WELL, YOU THINK YOU GOT IT BAD
YOU DON❝T EVEN KNOW
I❝M SNEAKING OUT THE BACK
AND SHE❝S RIGHT AT THE DOOR

SHE❝S WHIMPERING AND CRYING
LIKE SHE DON❝T HAVE NO SENSE
I CHASED HER AWAY
BUT, SHE KEEPS JUMPING THE FENCE

TELL ME WHAT CAN I DO?
WHO CAN I PHONE?
THAT BITCH WON❝T LEAVE ME ALONE

WELL, YOU AIN❝T SAID NOTHING
YOUR PROBLEMS ARE TRITE
YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING THIS ASS OUT YOUR LIFE

❝CAUSE HE WON❝T DO NOTHING
BUT LAY RIGHT HERE
HE❝S GOT ONE GOOD TRICK
HE CAN OPEN A BEER

HE THINKS HE❝S A STALLION
BUT, HE❝S NO STALLONE
AND NOW
THE DUMB ASS WON❝T LEAVE ME ALONE