Boy! What Love Has Done To Me! Testo

I fetch his slippers, fill up the pipe he smokes
I cook the kippers, laugh at his oldest jokes
Yet here I anchor, I might have had a banker
Boy! what love has done to me
His nature❝s funny, quarrelsome half the time
And as for money, he hasn❝t got a dime
And here❝s the joker, I might have had a broker
Boy! what love has done to me
When a guy looks my way
Does he get emphatic, say he gets dramatic?
I just wanna fly ❝way
But if I left him I❝d be all at sea
I❝m just a slavey, life is a funny thing
He❝s got the gravy, I got a wedding ring
And still I love him, there❝s nobody above him
Boy! what love has done to me
His brains are minus,
Never a thought in sight
And yet his highness
Lectures me day and night;
Oh where was my sense
To sign that wedding licence?
Boy! what love has done to me!
My life he❝s wrecking, bet you could find him now
Out somewhere necking somebody else❝s frau
You get to know life when married to a low life
Boy! what love has done to me
I can❝t hold my head up
The butcher, the baker, oh no he❝s a faker
Brother I am fed up
But if I left him he❝d be up a tree
Where will it wind up, I don❝t know where I❝m at
I make my mind up, I oughta leave him flat
But I have grown so, I love that dirty so-and-so
Boy! what love has done to me.