After one whole quart of brandy
Like a daisy, Iâm awake
With no bromo-seltzer handy
I donât even shake
Men are not a new sensation
Iâve done pretty well I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink
Iâm wild again, beguiled again
A simpering, whimpering child again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i
Couldnât sleep and wouldnât sleep
When love came and told me, I shouldnât sleep
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i
Lost my heart, but what of it
He is cold I agree
He can laugh, but I love it
Although the laughâs on me
Iâll sing to him, each spring to him
And long, for the day when Iâll cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i
Heâs a fool and donât I know it
But a fool can have his charms
Iâm in love and donât I show it
Like a babe in arms
Loveâs the same old sad sensation
Lately Iâve not slept a wink
Since this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink
Iâve sinned a lot, Iâm mean a lot
But Iâm like sweet seventeen a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i
Iâll sing to him, each spring to him
And worship the trousers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i
When he talks, he is seeking
Words to get, off his chest
Horizontally speaking, heâs at his very best
Vexed again, perplexed again
Thank god, I can be oversexed again
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am i
Wise at last, my eyes at last,
Are cutting you down to your size at last
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more
Burned a lot, but learned a lot
And now you are broke, so you earned a lot
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more
Couldnât eat, was dispeptic
Life was so hard to bear
Now my heartâs antiseptic
Since you moved out of there
Romance, finis. your chance, finis.
Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.
Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more
