A Fine Romance Testo

A fine romance, with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you❝re as cold as yesterday❝s mashed potatoes
A fine romance, you won❝t nestle
A fine romance, you won❝t wrestle
I might as well play bridge
With my old maid aunt
I haven❝t got a chance
This is a fine romance
A fine romance, my good fellow
You take romance, I❝ll take jello
You❝re calmer than the seals
In the arctic ocean
At least they flap their fins
To express emotion
A fine romance with no quarrels
With no insults and all morals
I❝ve never mussed the crease
In your blue serge pants
I never get the chance
This is a fine romance