Enjoy the beef as I place it upon the tableDon't open the door to those Jehova Witnesses
We're on our way to the cinema
I wish I had some money too
Sometimes at home I browse the internet
I watch out the window patiently
McDonalds are handing out vouchers
I have t be up at seven thirty
But my halogen heater and my postcards
Sit nicely by my crisps and my jam tarts
My laptop has a mother fucking hard drive
But sometimes
I like to roast a hog on an open fire
My cat climbed the roof of the house
There is nothing on my TV
The bus is passing my house now
The grass could do with being cut
But my halogen heater and my postcards
Sit nicely by my crisps and my jam tarts
My laptop has a mother fucking hard drive
But sometimes
I like to roast a hog on an open fire
But my halogen heater and my postcards
Sit nicely by my crisps and my jam tarts
My laptop has a mother fucking hard drive
But sometimes
I like to roast a hog on an open fire
