Auto-Wash-A-Tasha Parody To Dysentery Gary Testo

This one goes out to Em.....

Gotta Lotta Heartache
Shes a fucken weasel
These issues make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal?
I push "Cycle Automatic"
And you pray you won't go static
When I ring you out to dry
I'll beat you down until you cry

She is a player , diarehea giver
Tried to cuss me out but she was running out of air
I would like to find her friday night
Hanging in the wash - uh -
What happened to Natasha?

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm givin up
He found someone
There's plenty more, but.
BOYS ARE SUCH A DRAG!!

Damn, I ran out of detergent
But washin you isn't that urgent
And Em'll be standin on the sidlines
While I'll be tacklin the right guy
Gotta Lotta Heartache
She's a fucken weasel
And tumblin dead in the dryer
Shut up , boy your such a liar

Chorus

Ease away the probelms and the pain
The guy chose the girl that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along you wishin he would stay
Fuck the girl who wanted you away and...

Chorus

Fuck this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your girl's a whore!
a female dog...
and
BOYS ARE SUCH A DRAG!!!