Coldplay Got Eaten By Piranhas Testo

It was a sad, dark dayI woke up, leaned over, then purged
And I turned on the radio and heard
That Coldplay got eaten by piranhas
I had a bad week
In an already bad month and year
And on top of this I have to hear
That Coldplay got eaten by piranhas
I didn't want to know the details
Because I couldn't take any more bad
I didn't need more than I had had
Even before
Coldplay got eaten by piranhas
It was Friday the 13th
And I'd narrowly avoided being murdered
And when I couldn't be upset any further
Coldplay got eaten by piranhas
It was the day I buried my best friend
And my dog got hit by the hearse
And when it couldn't get any freaking worse
Coldplay got eaten by piranhas
It was a bad life
In an existence of bad lives
I was broken out in full body hives
It was then that I heard
Thanks to a dose of the absurd
A bad combination of words
Coldplay got eaten by piranhas
Coldplay got eaten by piranhas