[Samantha:] 'Ohhh, Richie. Hey Richie, my dad's down the hall,
and he doesn't want me on the phone.
So if I hang up on you, it's just because he's coming.'
[Richie:] 'Ok. So look, uh, do you wanna meet at the Spring Fling Dance thi...'
[She hangs up phone]
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] 'Hello?'
[Samantha:] 'Sorry, I thought he was coming.'
[Richie:] 'That's ok. So, about the dance. Do you wanna meet
[Samantha:] 'Umm, well my brother gets the car on Friday nights.'
[Richie:] 'Well that's ok, I'll come by and get you. Lets say around...'
[She hangs up phone]
[Richie:] 'Come on..'
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] 'Hey.'
[Samantha:] 'Sorry. I guess he was just going to the bathroom.'
[Richie:] 'That's ok. Well look, uh.. what was I saying?
Oh yeah, should I pick you up at like seven-thirty
or maybe do you wanna go later when the dance is really kickin..'
[She hangs up the phone again]
[Richie:] 'Give me a break...'
[Phone rings]
[Richie:] 'Hello.'
[Samantha:] 'Sorry. It was just my dog.'
[Richie:] 'Hey, what's your dad's problem anyways!? Why can't we talk?'
[Samantha:] 'He just thinks I'm on the phone too much.
Oh my God, uh, I gotta go.'
[Richie:] 'Don't hang up!'
[Samantha:] 'Richie, I can't talk!'
[Richie:] 'No, I'm sick of this! Put your dad on the phone! I wanna talk to him.'
[Samantha:] 'It's not my dad.'
[Richie:] 'What? Well, who's there? Why can't you talk?'
[Samantha:] 'Uh, just look Richie, someone is here.'
[Richie:] 'Who's there? Is it a guy!?'
[Samantha:] 'Richie!'
[Richie:] 'I knew it! I'll kill him! Put him on the phone!'
[Samantha:] 'oh.. it's just.. hold on.'
[Hands phone to guy]
[Richie:] 'Hey man! What the hell are you doing there!? Samantha's my girl!
You'd better stay away from her or I'll make you wish you were never born!'
[Buffoon:] 'Fuckin' shit!'
[Richie:] 'Yeah, fuckin' shit is right buddy!
Don't think I'm kidding around, man! I'm crazy! I'll smash your head in! I swear to God!'
[Buffoon:] 'One time I saw my Grandmother in the shower. Her bush starts above her belly button.'
[Richie:] 'Yeah, well that's too bad! But I'm still gonna come over there and beat your face in!'
[Richie slams down phone]
[Samantha: 'What happened? Was he mad?'
[Buffoon: 'My neighbor's dog has a four inch clit!'
[Samantha: 'Oh Buffoon, you're the coolest.' [Whispering] 'I love you...
