[Brad:] 'Hey Mom, guess what?
I got invited to a party tonight!
And I'm gonna go if that's ok with you.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Brad:] 'Why not Mom?'
[F1:] 'Yeah, why mom? He should go.'
[Brad:] 'It's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people...'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Brad:] 'Oh mom...'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[F1:] 'Don't wory Brad.'
[F2:] 'Hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today,
but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price,
but I was nervous to buy it.
What do you think?
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[F2:] 'Really? I really like it...'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[F2:] 'Oh mom, who is?'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[F2:] 'Mom, you're so paranoid.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[M3:] 'Hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for Little League try-outs.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[M3:] 'Yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock...'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[M3:] 'Do you think you could drop me off there?...'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[M3:] 'How am I gonna get there?'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[M3:] 'I'll walk I guess.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Cindy:] 'Mom, can you pass the salad dressing?'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Cindy:] 'Please?'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Cindy:] 'Come on, mom.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Brad:] 'I'll get it for you Cindy.'
[Cindy:] 'Thanks Brad.'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Cindy:] 'Thanks for the tip, Ma.'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Brad:] 'Hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Brad:] 'Why are we eating inside?
It's a beautiful night.
We need to get out more.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Cindy:] 'Mother, Brad is right.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Cindy:] 'We should go out, it'll be fun.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Cindy:] 'Come on, let's go, I could go for some Maple Walnut.'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[M3:] 'Yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time.'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Cindy:] 'You wanna come Dave?'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Dave:] 'No, I'll hang out with mom.'
[M1:] 'You sure?'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Dave:] 'Yeah, go without me.'
[M3:] 'All right, see you guys later.'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Dave:] 'How are you, mom? Great meal tonight. Sure is...
You sure know how to cook!
Boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady.
Say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend Barry?'
[Mom:] 'NOOO!!'
[Dave:] 'Please?'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Dave:] 'Mom, you're over reacting!'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Dave:] 'Why are you so overprotective!?'
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Dave:] 'Mom! I'm going to the ice cream place!
You're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy!'
[Bangs on the table, gets up]
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at you!'
[Screen door closes]
[Mom:] 'They're all gonna laugh at him!'
