Forgetful Lucy Testo

But you didn❝t remember me the very next day

Forgetful Lucy

Has got a nice caboose-ie

I used to trick you into pulling your car over so we could chat

But my favorite time was when you beat the shit out of Ula with a bat

Than we drove up to see Dr. Keets

And found out why Doug always has to change his sheets

Forgetful Lucy

Cracked her head like Gary Busey

But I still love her so

And I❝ll never let her go

Even if while I❝m singing this song

She❝s wishing I had Jocko The Walrus❝ shlong

Forgetful Lucy

Her lips are so damn juicy

How about another first kiss?