Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot) Testo

He said he❝d be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my ass
Mama❝s combing up a big beehive (Celtics)
Where the fuck is he?
Where the fuck is he?
The bitch doesn❝t even bother calling
Even though it❝s 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I❝m feeling kinda antsy
Mama❝s getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)
He said he❝d be here at seven
It❝s closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin❝ the ❝stache, kid)
Me lookin❝ like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mama❝s next move is a bun (fuckin❝ Patriots)
Where the fuck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the fuck is he? (I couldn❝t find my fuckin❝ snowboots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)
That stupid little punk
He❝s probably fuckin❝ drunk
I bet he drank a case
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Mama❝s eyebrow
Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Fuck yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)
Well my friend is still a no-show
And I❝m getting❝ fucking pissed (Why?)
❝Cause I could❝ve gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mama❝s on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)
So I guess I ain❝t going out tonight
❝Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
❝Cause one perm later
Mama❝s hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)
Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin❝ me a wicked funny
joke!)
Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though❦)
I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)
I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I❝m in a wicked mess of trouble, haha!)
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He got a D.W.I. (Up the river [repeat 9x])