Yesterday was my birthday
I just turned 28
Tomorrow Iâm getting married
We got twins coming on the way
Pretty soon Iâll retire
But from what nobodyâs got a clue
Maybe we should throw a party
Iâll get drunk and say thank you
Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I donât know what it means but it canât be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I donât know what it means but it canât be good
Yesterday was my high school
I guess it wasnât all that bad
Before that was my preschool
I want to grow up to be my dad
Last year my parents did it
I want to thank you both for that
Maybe we could throw a party
We could all grow old and fat
Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I donât know what it means but it canât be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I donât know what it means but it canât be good
Tomorrow night Iâll be dying
Choking on a chicken bone
Pretty soon youâll be crying
Waiting at my funeral
In a year you wonât remember
Remember what nobodyâs got a clue
Maybe then just throw a party
In honor of your friend Andrew
Last night before you left
I dreamt all my teeth fell out
I donât know what it means but it canât be good
Last night before you left
In a bowl of frosted flakes
I donât know what it means but it canât be good