Testo Kitty Kat Max 1000 Clowns
I want him back as fast as I can
Heâs my little buddy and Iâm his friend
Without my little kitty I donât know what to do
Iâm felling sad and blue
He has a little red nose and a fuzzy head
A soft couch to sleep on, heâs quite well fed
Instead I will brush and pet him all the time
I think he really likes it cause he gives the sign,
A little nudge of his nose and a sandpaper lick,
Sticks his claws in my back and I scream aww shit
But he doesnât mean to hurt I âm gonna be real kind
Without my little kitty think Iâm loosin my mind
Iâm bribin other cats to search for Max,
I Said, Iâm bribin other cats to search for Max
Iâm offerin things that they canât refuse
Like Purina cat chow and some soft beef chews
A little mousy and a ball of catnip
A bowl of cream and some tuna-fish dip
I think its kind of working cus theyâre searching around
Max is a homie and he must be found
I leave the windows open, I hope that heâll jump in
Iâve gotta see him soon, heâs such a cute little thing
So if youâre out there Max and you hear this song
Hey, little buddy, will ya please come home?
I called my man Bret to explain my situation
He said grab a pen and paper, start a new creation
Radio stations all across the nation will be down no doubt with your unique situation
I remember the days when I would go to bed
Wake up in the morning with Max on my head, my face so full of hair Iâd want ta scream and holler
Unable because my mouthâs full of flea collar
But, thatâs the fact, heâs gone and Iâm blue
I wrote this little song, think itâs the right thing to do
So, little girl if you can find my kitty
Will you please bring him back to my part of the city
If you bring him back soon you get a sweet surprise
Iâll kiss you right on the mouth and take a swim in your eyes
I think itâs a fair fee so I hope youâre down
My address is (somethingâ¦) P. O. Box a thousand clowns