Why Don't You Wear What That Monkey Wears? Testo

Wilting flower, crushed on the road.
Stop the kids from picking me.
The dogs from pissing on me
The old women from smelling me
I'm wilting. Wilting. Wilting.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Jesus! There's a monkey coming this way,
It's dressed in suspenders and a corset.
Ooohhhhhhhhh.....
(Monkey noises)
The monkey's on trombone, and is singing a little tune.
Stop! Please stop!
Jesus! There's a monkey coming this way,
It's dressed in suspenders and a corset