Testo Art Snob Solutions Of Montreal
Whatâs up directors? Grab your knives!
Itâs time to take all all of the lives,
Of the people who cannot see the somnolent genius of Tarkovsky.
Come on authors grab your guns!
Itâs time to murder everyone who has never heard of Apollinaire,
Send them all to hell itâs only fair.
Cast them all into the flames if they donât know any names,
Of the principles of Arte Povera,
Or are unfamiliar with le serpent mascara,
Thatâs right mascara snake!!!
Come on painters alive or dead,
Give all the cretins a boot to the head,
If they donât extoll convincingly,
Tempered Elan era Kandinsky.
Throw them all into a well if they cannot tell,
An Arto Parv feast of repitition from a Schoenburg 12 tone composition.
Come on artists the day is here,
And your mission is very clear,
Put an end to the bourgoussie,
And death to everyone whoâs never heard of me.