Testo Asshole Of The Year Kelly Buchanan
Last night you made a mistake
Youâre sorry you got me thinking you would stay
But youâre a mess, you donât want me around
As long as you hate yourself you will only let me down
Well thatâs sweet, how youâre thinking of me
I deserve the best and so youâll let me be
You couldâve thought of that before you opened up old wounds
Made love to me and then hit me with the news
Well go on leave then, but before you do
Time Magazine just called, they want to talk to you:
âCongratulations! You are the asshole of the year!â
You just won something, so you can stop feeling so sorry for you dear
If youâre confused, conflicting voices in your head
Why donât you and you go fight it out so I can dump whoeverâs left
Oh shit, when did it get this bad?
I was your princess, now Iâm your whore instead
If last night you were just making a mistake
To hell with you, youâre not the man I fell in love with anyway
So put on your pants and go
Iâm taking the CDs but you take home the gold
Congratulations! You are the asshole of the year!
Put on your medal and stop feeling so sorry for you,
So youâre confused, conflicting voices in your head?
Why donât you and you go fight it out so I can dump whoeverâs left
Which one of you slept with me last night,
Which one of you is leaving today
Iâm guessing that it donât matter much
You both are assholes anyway
Congratulations! You are the asshole of the year!
You won at something so you can stop feeling so sorry for you dear
Iâll never reason with all the voices in your head
So why donât you and you go fight it out and Iâll just dump whoeverâs left
Yeah, I will dump whoeverâs left