Naked Trumpet Man Testo

There's a naked trumpet manNext door to me
Whenever he feels like playing he
Points his bell at me
Through the window I see him playing
All day long
I don't wanna see that sight ('cos it's really wrong!)
He's so well endowed it's hard to believe
That an instrument is so damn big, it's
Bigger than me
He goes
I've got a dirty peeping Tom
Next door to me
Every time I play my trumpet
He tries to see
My naked body but I
Hope he knows
The heating's broke and stuck on full
And the curtains don't close
I reply, 'I hope, I pray, he doesn't love me in that way
'Cos after all I'm straight
I think that I'll just move away
And he goes
'I hope, I pray, he doesn't love me in that way
'Cos after all I'm straight
I think that I'll just move away
And they go