"Tabloid prediction: Dolly Parton will announce she's falling madly in love with a 300 pound professional wrestler. She'll write a song about their relationship titled 'Headlock on My Heart' and feature her massive muscleman in the video." "Dolly: Now this actually came out in this magazine. Now, you folks I'm sure buy these every week at the supermarket, right? And you know they never put anything in these magazines that's not true, right? So I figured since I was gonna fall in love anyhow, why wait? So I went out and I found me a 300 pound wrestler and I sat down and I wrote a song called 'Headlock on My Heart' and I did a video. As a matter of fact, in the same magazine on a page opposite, there was a picture of Hulk Hogan. Now, I love Hulk Hogan. My Daddy's crazy about him, so I called Hulk, I said 'Would you do this?' ââ¬ËCause the song is a fantasy, and it's about a guy named Starlight Starbright. He said 'Aw sure, I'd do anything with you, Dolly!' I said 'Well, thanks, Hulk, I ought to hug your neck!' So wouldn't that be something if me and Hulk really wound up getting married? Watch this video..."