Arrow's in the quiver
When you're ready to deliver
Weenie wrap
To collect the sap
Stretch and Seal a meal
It just don't feel real
12 or 24 to the pack
Find them on the drugstore rack
Safe sex
If I abstain
I'll go insane
Safe sex
Give me sleaze
And not disease
Electro-tested for tears and leaks
Lubricated prophylactic sheiks
Get it up, get it on!
yank it, crank it
Piggies in a blanket
Clean your gun
When it's all done
Vacuum packed for your protection
Sanitized to fight infection
