Testo The Cheerleader Adam Sandler
[Performing cheer]
[Cheerleader:] 'United, we are united.. We'll be 'cause we're the
Tigers, we're out for vic-tor-y - Yeah!'
[No response]
[Cheerleader:] 'Come on you guys! I wanna hear you!'
[Still no response]
[Cheerleader:] 'Come on! The girls volleyball team's got a big game tonight!
And we're gonna win 'cause we're the -'
[Guy in crowd:] 'Sit down!'
[Cheerleader:] 'You guys are assholes!' [Whining]
'You think this is easy being a cheerleader!?
Let's see you come down here and try it!'
[Guy:] 'Shut up!'
[Cheerleader:] 'You're the one who should be shutting up!
This is my senior year of cheerleading and you're ruining it!
I paid for my pom-poms with my own money.' [Half-crying]
[Guy:] 'You suck!'
[Cheerleader: Hurt] 'I was gonna do a split for you guys,
but now I'm not gonna cuz you guys don't appreciate anything.'
[Something hurled and hit Cheerleader]
[Cheerleader:] 'Owwww! Who threw that!?
I'm gonna get a bruise now! I hate my school!' [Whining]
[Crowd cheering softly in background]
[Guy:] 'We're sorry.'
[Pause]
[Guy:] 'Just kidding, you suck!'
[Cheerleader: Half-crying] 'Ahhaw..No...'