Pirates That Don't Do Anything (With Talking Part) Testo

We are the pirates who don❝t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don❝t do anything

Well, I❝ve never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I❝ve never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I❝ve never been to Moscow
And I❝ve never been to Tampa
And I❝ve never been to Boston in the fall

We're the pirates who don❝t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
We'll just tell you we don❝t do anything

And I❝ve never hoist the mainstay
And I❝ve never swabbed the poop deck
And I❝ve never veer to starboard
Cause I never sail at all

And I❝ve never walked the gangplank
And I❝ve never owned a parrot
And I❝ve never been to Boston in the fall

Cause were the pirates who don❝t do anything
We just stay at home and lay around
And if you ask us to do anything
Well just tell you we don❝t do anything

Well i've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I❝ve never thrown my mashed potatoes
Up against the wall

And I❝ve never kissed a chipmunk
And I❝ve never gotten head lice
And I❝ve never been to Boston in the fall

Huh? What are you talking about?
What does a Rooster or mashed potatos
have to do with being a pirate?

Hey! That's right!
We're supposed to sing about piraty things

And who's ever kissed a chipmunk?
that's just nonsense!
Why even bring it up?
Am i right?
What do you think?

I think you look like Cap'n Crunch...

Huh? No i don't!

Do too.

Do Not.

You're making me hungry...

That's it, you're walking the plank!

Says who?

Says the Cap'n!

oh yeah?
Aye, Aye... Cap'n Crunch... hehehe

ARRRGH!

Yikes!

And I❝ve never licked a spark plug
And I❝ve never sniffed a stinkbug
And I❝ve never painted daises
On a big red rubber ball

And I❝ve never bathed in yogurt
And I don❝t look good in leggings
You just don't get it...
And We❝ve never been to Boston in the fall!