Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Some babies, some babies just ain't
cute with a name with a name like Bruce,
and everyone knows that Bruce is an old man's name,
like Bernard, Willis, Jimmy, Stan or Stu,
Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
Yea, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame,
Yeah, who would call a kid Bruce anyway?
The poor kid would haveta hang his head in shame
hang his head in shame,
hang his head in shame,
hang his head in shame.
