Mary Jane, oh, Mary JaneYou crumpled me like cellophane
You stirred me up like beef chow mein
You wreck me, Mary Jane
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane
You conquered me like Charlemagne
Pleasure intertwined with pain
You wreck me, Mary Jane
Your toxic kisses make my heart race
Faster than a cheetah
I've been stapled and spindled
My willpower's dwindled
You melt resistance down like hot Velveeta!
Mary Jane, oh, Mary Jane
You flush my future down the drain
You smeared me like a ketchup stain
But I need you, I love you
I'm loved by Mary...Lane
All:
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Loved by Mary Lane
Jimmy:
Lane...I'm loved by Mary Lane!
'There's only room for one Mary in my life...Mary Lane! With an L -- for love! I love Mary Lane!'
All:
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Loved by Mary Lane
Mary:
'Jimmy, what are you doing here in the middle of the night? It's almost nine p.m.!'
Jimmy:
Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane
Two words that fall like gentle rain
Mary:
'Did you take my car?'
Jimmy:
Touch my hand and kill my pain
I love you, Mary Lane
Mary:
'Jimmy, I'm in my nightgown!'
Jimmy:
You flood my world with all the colors of the Sunday funnies
Innocent splendor, kisses so tender
Softer than a pillow stuffed with bunnies!
Mary:
'Bunnies? I don't know what you're talking about, but I like the sound of it!'
Mary Lane, oh, Mary Lane
Will help you sing a new refrain
Jimmy:
With you beside we'll start again
Just me and Mary
Mary:
You and Mary
Jimmy:
(You) Me and Mary Lane!
Both:
When life becomes a roller coaster and
I can't keep my footing
Mary:
I'll love you completely
Jimmy:
And steady me sweetly
Sweet as Shirley Temple dipped in pudding!
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah!
Mary:
Sweet as Shirley Temple pudding!
Mary Lane
Jimmy:
Oh, Mary Lane!
Both:
Our hearts pound like a diesel train
The world may crumble, we'll remain
Jimmy:
Just me and Mary
Mary:
You and Mary
Jimmy:
I'm loved by Mary!
Mary:
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Loved by Mary Lane!
Mae, Jack:
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Clams:
Loved by Mary Lane!
Miss Poppy:
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Cop, Dead Old Man:
Loved by Mary Lane!
Satan:
Loved by Mary
Joan of Arc:
Ma du Mary
Jesus:
Not Mary Magdalene but Lane!
Ralph, Sally:
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Chinese man:
Mary Lane (??)
Lecturer, Parents:
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Loved by Mary Lane!
Jimmy, Mary (ad-libbing):
Loved by Mary, loved by Mary
Loved by Mary Lane!
We'll sing to the rafters of happily afters!
Jimmy:
I love you
Mary:
You're loved by
Both:
Mary Lane!
