Fresh Idiot Project (Spoof Of Fresh Prince Project) Testo

Now this is a story all about howMy life got flipped put upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
just sit on your fanny
I'll tell you how I became the idiot
of a town called Miami
In Blida, Algeria
Born, not raised
At the arcade was where I spent
most of my days
Keeping it real just relaxing and chilling
and people stole my money for tose VG thrills
When A couple of guys
who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got my ass kicked in a fight
And my momma got scared
She said 'You're moving to miami
With everybody there.'
I went to Miami the very next year
And thought 'What the hell am I doing here?'
When I met a good man
His name was Shihab
He taught me the ropes
and how not to be a dope
Of course, I never listened
as you can plainly see
I don't even know my goddamn
ABDs.
But, as he was teaching how to really dis the pope
I thought it was time to get
to my new home
So, I whistled for a cab
And when it came near
The liscense plate said 'Fresh'
And it had dice in the mirror
If anything I thought the cabbie was gay
But, I thought nah, forget it.
HOMES TO MIAMI!!!!
I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8
And I said to the cabbie
'Yo homes, I did your mother!'
I looked at my kingdom
It felt so great
I'm now the fresh idiot
of the U.S.A.