Old McDonald's farm for sale in single acre lotsPacks of rabid scouts for sale that tie you up in knots
Perfect human beings for sale with brains at extra cost
And things for you to lose for sale when everything is lost
For sale, for sale, for sale, buy up big before the time runs out
For sale, for sale, for sale, put good sense away and get your dollars out
Houses made of bricks for sale as if they're made of gold
Jungles hardly used for sale, ten million years old
Pre-used plasticine for sale in one big purple wad
And telephones that shoot for sale that let you talk to God
Cars that crash themselves for sale, so everyone can watch
Barfly dippy birds for sale that only dip for scotch
Blow up dolls that laugh for sale to make you insecure
And draino by the once for sale, at least you know it's pure
