Don't Hate, Masturbate Testo

I love you darling but I'm afraid I must be bluntAll I really want is for you to touch your front
With your finger on the pulse
Yes your finger on the dial
I'm just hoping that you'll show me how you swim the crimson nile
Don't hate, masturbate
Come on!
You know there's no better reason to use your finger tips
All I really want is for you to stroke your lips
So take your index finger
Fuck it!
Take your whole fist
And then plunge it and stick it in
Right up to your wrist
Don't hate, masturbate
Come on!