A Day With Barney Testo

Late on day I saw him there he was walking his dog talking to the air so I walked up to him and I said 'Hey Barney thats a really nice cat' he looked at me and then he said 'What do you mean it's a friggen dog' I laughed at him as he chased away singing:

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Barney,
Whats the weather today?
Barney,
Your so friggen gay,
Barney,
You really scare me so please just stay away.

When I got home I started thinking maybe he thought I was drinking from the bottle of gin I threw at him that friggen bastard picked it up swearing one day I'll beat you up.

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