I'm A Spam Eating Homo Testo

When I was young
My name was 'Tgljung'
I had a friend who gave me a can

That's when I first ate Spam
Chorus: That's why I love my spam,
I eat it everyday,
My mother thinks I'm gay,
But I love my spam.... ANYWAY!
I was born with Spam
I grew up with Spam
I fell in love with Spam
And then I married Spam.
I grew old with Spam,
And then I died with Spam!
(Chorus 2 Times)