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Hello friends, I❝m back again. Back on the mic again.
I❝ve heard that you❝ve been lonely so I❝m here to be your friend again.
Beefyness with the nerd. EP in 2005.
Dorkier than actors in commercials for DeVry
Swear to God if at least 2000 people don❝t download this,
I❝m gonna punch and kick kids.
Always gonna be the fat kid who raps and sings
Cause like (Kathy) Griffin I like doughy things, fried things, and sugar things.
I have many enemies, but I❝m pretty sure
That I❝m the only one who can see them.
And you don❝t want to meet them, trust me miss.
Cause they❝re the ones that talked me into this.
Nerdcore shit.
Well anyway, my name is Keith Alan Moore.
And I just wanna let you know that I❝ve come to be your buddy.
I❝m also known as Beefy, right now I❝m feeling studly.
Yo, this is Beefy on the microphone.
Here to tell ya about the places that I❝m gonna go.
Making sure every single person knows my name,
And if you looked as hot as me you❝d do the same.
And you can mock me just as much as you❝d like
But you do it from a keyboard, I cause ya fright.
Feeling studly baby, it❝s a state of mind.
Whitesican is old now. I❝m gonna own this time.
Well I❝m the only without the MC prefix.
In nerdcore hip-hop there❝s rarely a remix
Featuring the likes of Puff Daddy or Dr. Dre.
I was invited to the rap game, but I couldn❝t play.
Keith is pretty lame. Say what you will.
But I will post those pics of you posing like Buffalo Bill
If you piss off this fatty
Change my last name to Mars, asking you, ❝Who❝s your daddy?❝
Excuse me party people, while I got your attention,
There❝s a little thing that I❝d like to mention.
Name is Beefy and I❝m from Washington State.
Whitesican with nerd rhymes, don❝t discriminate.
300 plus pounds and I❝m broke as hell.
Gonna rob a bank and wind up in a 5 by 6 cell.
I don❝t even like rap, but I can❝t stop since
WHITE KIDS LOVE HIP-HOP!