I Will Be A Skid Dad Testo

Wearing cut-up jean shorts, or maybe a tracksuitDriving to the school in my Chevy Nova
Between my legs is a super-bug gulp cup of Coca-Cola
I may be a skid but my kids don't drink Coca-Cola, they'll drink lemonade.
For you, I'd be a skidly dad
'Cause you are so cute, you knock me off my ten-speed and a smashed up six-pack
For you, I'd be a skidly dad
'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away.
Saturday afternoons, watching wrestling VHS
Teaching my kids the Iron Sheik's finishing move: the Camel Clutch
'Cause I know in my mind my kids will be able soon to beat my weak ass
So I better slap them in the Camel Clutch while I still can.
For you, I'd be a skidly dad
'Cause you are so cute, I fall off my ten-speed and smash my six-pack
For you, I'd be a skidly dad
'Cause you are so beautiful, you take my breath away
Until I am declared legally dead.