Testo Audience Plainsong National Theatre Cast
Various members of the audience:
EXUCSE ME,
IS THIS THE RIGHT ROOM FOR THE DAVE LETERMAN SHOW?
YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG ROOM PAL
LOSER
FUCK YOU
FUCK YOU BACK
WHEN DOES IT START?
HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
I HOPE I GET TO SEE SOME BARE BREASTS!
ME TOO
WHY ARE THE MEN SUCH LOSERS?
NICE TO SEE THE LESBIANS AND,
All:
COCKSUCKERS!
Person:
I HOPE THEY'LL BE SOME FIGHTING
All:
OF COURSE THEY'LL BE SOME FIGHTING,
YOU STUPID ASSHOLE!
Person:
WHO YOU CALLIN' ASSHOLE?
All:
YOU, ASSHOLE!