Do you have the time To listen to me whine About nothing and every thing all at once I am one of those Melodramatic fools Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it Some times I give myself the creeps Some times my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid, or am I just stoned? I went to a shrink To analyze my dreams She says it's lack of sex that's bringing me down I went to a whore He said my life's a bore And quit my whining 'cause it's bringing her down Some times I give myself the creeps Some times my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid? Yo Yo Yo Grasping to control So you better hold on Some times I give myself the creeps Some times my mind plays tricks on me It all keeps adding up I think I'm cracking up Am I just paranoid, Or am I just stoned? Or am I just stoned?